7 Outrageously Inappropriate Pumpkin Carvings

October 28, 2012 by 13 Comments

Come on. . . You know you want to look!

Halloween means pumpkin carving time. Trunk or treat, trick or treat or outrageous, over-the-top Halloween parties constantly challenge my husband to come up with unique, intricate pumpkin designs. Which is why, against my better judgement, I decided to Google pumpkin images last night. Holy hell! What I found made me blush, cover my eyes and wish I hadn’t been Googling while eating.

None of these pumpkins are going to make it to the final rounds in our household, but I had to take a moment to share them with you. Who knows? Maybe you are a little more adventurous or, let’s face it, just a little off your rocker to be completely on board with these ideas.

1. It’s a Full Pumpkin Moon!
dirty ideas for pumpkin carvings

Photo courtesy of http://socsecnews.blogspot.com

2. This Drunk Pumpkin Can’t Hold His Liquor
clever pumpkin carving ideas

Photo Courtesy of community.charter.com

3.  Why Does Halloween Bring Out the Rage?

artsy pumpkin designs

 4. Slow Night in Labor and Delivery

pumpkin carving ideas

 5. Brains Anyone?
cook pumpkin design ideas

Photo Courtesy of blue-kitchen.com

6.  This Makes You Rethink Pumpkin Pie.

crude pumpkin carvings

7. Stay Classy

sexy pumpkin carving designs

 

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I am thrilled and blessed to have the opportunity to be a part of The General Gazette. Like so many women, I put off my dreams of being a professional, published writer for longer than intended in order to meet the more practical needs of my family. However, after much soul-searching, I realized I was doing a disservice to them and me by not following my dreams and my passions.

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Comments

  1. Erika E says:
    October 29, 2012 at 5:07 pm

    So many good ones to choose from! But I’d say #1 is my favorite.

  2. Heather Zeh says:
    October 29, 2012 at 9:03 pm

    Love the scarecrow mooning!

  3. Christine Halverson says:
    October 30, 2012 at 8:54 pm

    My use for a pumpkin is to get the pumpkin seeds to eat= )

  4. Vonnie says:
    November 1, 2012 at 9:39 pm

    I vote for #8 – too funny!

  5. JEFF TAYLOR says:
    November 3, 2012 at 5:48 am

    I like #8. This Makes You Rethink Pumpkin Pie.

  6. sarah buki says:
    November 3, 2012 at 7:01 am

    i love these ideas… i love roasting the seeds too!

  7. susan quackenbush says:
    November 5, 2012 at 8:13 pm

    making pie.

  8. Joanna says:
    November 6, 2012 at 6:38 pm

    My use for a pumpkin is to get the pumpkin seeds to roast them to eat

  9. Amanda says:
    November 6, 2012 at 7:43 pm

    #6 and # 8 are my favourites – hilarious! I love pumpkin pie :)

  10. Mary Somerville says:
    November 7, 2012 at 4:48 pm

    I like the hanging tree!

  11. Amy Myers says:
    November 8, 2012 at 11:05 pm

    I like number four, because it reminds me of something Calvin would do.

  12. Cheryl Reinhardt says:
    November 9, 2012 at 3:13 am

    I would go with # 8

  13. Sarah L says:
    November 9, 2012 at 10:45 pm

    Full pumpkin moon. I like roasted pumpkin seeds with garlic salt