Come on. . . You know you want to look!

Halloween means pumpkin carving time. Trunk or treat, trick or treat or outrageous, over-the-top Halloween parties constantly challenge my husband to come up with unique, intricate pumpkin designs. Which is why, against my better judgement, I decided to Google pumpkin images last night. Holy hell! What I found made me blush, cover my eyes and wish I hadn’t been Googling while eating.

None of these pumpkins are going to make it to the final rounds in our household, but I had to take a moment to share them with you. Who knows? Maybe you are a little more adventurous or, let’s face it, just a little off your rocker to be completely on board with these ideas.

1. Pumpkins Wear Thongs, Too

2. It’s a Full Pumpkin Moon!

3. This Drunk Pumpkin Can’t Hold His Liquor

4. He’s An Angry Pumpkin.

5.  Why Does Halloween Bring Out the Rage?

 6. Slow Night in Labor and Delivery

 7. Brains Anyone?

8.  This Makes You Rethink Pumpkin Pie.

9.  Is this Considered Cannibalism?

10. Stay Classy